Kermit The Frog Born In The U.S.A T-Shirt
It’s not 1984, but Bruce Springsteen AND The Muppets are having a pretty damn great year! Bruce’s latest album, Wrecking Ball, (not with the Electric Mayhem, but with the E-Street Band) debuted at #1 on the charts last month and his concerts are selling out like crazy. According to Billboard, this album marks Bruce’s TENTH number one album, which ties him with Elvis for third most number ones in history, behind only The Beatles and Jay-Z.
Also enjoying continued success are The Muppets. For many of us, Kermit, Miss Piggy, Gonzo, Fozzy, and Animal have never left our lives, while others were delighted to see their resurgence. Their 2011 comeback film, The Muppets, was the most lucrative film in the Muppet franchise, even nabbing an Academy Award for best song.
The t-shirt pictured above is a Muppet styled parody of Bruce Springsteen’s most successful album ever, Born In The U.S.A. Forget about the “Rainbow Connection,” there’s definitely a Bruce/Kermit connection that needs to be discussed. In both Bruce songs, “Rosalita,” and “Wrecking Ball” he references “…the swamps of Jersey.” A long time ago, Kermit the Frog was born a little tadpole in the swamp so it’s very possible our little green felt friend may have been born here in Jersey rocking out to BRUCE with his banjo!
Kermit’s doctor played by Linda Lavin (TV’s Alice) diagnoses him with Amnesia
from Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)
KERMIT’S DOCTOR: “No doubt about it, you have amnesia. Now, the problem is, you were found with no identification and oddly enough, wearing no clothing, so I did some research into the major nudist colonies in the area and I think I’ve come up with something…”
KERMIT’S DOCTOR: “You are Mr. Enrico Tortellini of Passaic, New Jersey”
KERMIT: “well…I really don’t feel Italian.”
KERMIT’S DOCTOR: “…it was just a long shot anyway”
Performing a search on Google can sometimes be one of the more amusing moments of the day. It’s become a reflex typing a string of words into that little rectangular box with the blinking cursor. I’m careful not to take for granted the results I get almost at the speed of light. I’m thankful that I have the experience to remember a time when no one even owned a home computer. Now, we can’t live without them. Because of Google, finding anything out at any given time is a cinch. I like to type mostly obscure items into Google, things that no one with a life would ever think of typing. One of the occasions when Google is so useful is solving a debate, or a heated argument. The majority of the time Google will send you back the results you’re looking for. Other times you get something back that completely takes you off guard. You’re familiar with times like that. Let me explain.
I was searching for information on hamstrings and quadriceps after my girlfriend and I were debating about the famed leg muscles. She had one opinion, and I had the opposite so I plugged the terms into Google and chose “images,” in hopes they would have diagrams. After scrolling down a bit, a tickled grin came over my face. After seeing this one picture I clicked it to see if there were further pictures similar to it. There was! Take a look… 15_stretches
Have you ever seen Kermit the Frog instruct people on how to do lunges? The very thought of it still makes me giggle. I don’t know anything about this, who came up with it, or if Jim Henson knows about it, but I’ll be dammed if this isn’t the most hysterical thing I’ve ever seen. Who knew Kermie was this agile?
Check out the child pose and the adductors stretch! Keep in mind, he DOES have a hand up his ass. There’s nothing more wrong than making Muppets dirty. This page actually makes me want to stretch. IF freakin’ Kermit the Frog could start the new year off right, then so can the rest of us! Let’s just hope that that Miss Piggy bellydance instructional video doesn’t get leaked.