Fruit Loop Award Ceremony

I’ve consumed 10 bowls of Fruit Loops this week. For this I will be awarded an actual Loop of Golden Fruit in a “New Hope-like” ceremony. This prestigious award is made of real fruit that have been glazed in pure 24 karat gold and it will be placed around my neck by the Grandmaster Toucan Sam before a live studio audience. How much do I rock? I was as surprised to hear the news as you are. I didn’t know I was eligible for such a great honor like this. Now I’m thinking I can start downing Fruity Pebbles (like I used to binge on) then I’ll be able to just chill in Bedrock all day. I’m sure Pebbles is all growns up by now…