Jay’s Christmas Playlist 2005

It’s been a while. School’s been kicking my ass. Finals are coming up next week. Can’t wait to be done with this semester. I have 3 finals to go! After my computer crashed AGAIN yesterday I am fuming, but I have my wonderful girlfriend and my f’n amazing collection of Christmas songs to ease my sorrow. If you’re sick of hearing Mariah Carey’s All I want for Christmas is Poo, then here is my guide to Holiday Audio Enjoyment. With the YULE LOGS getting bigger and bigger with each passing day I figured I would mention a few Christmas songs that I HIGHLY recommend downloading these “podtastic” songs if you already don’t own them:

Things I Want by Sum 41 & Tenacious D
Christmas Is All Around Us – Love Actually soundtrack
Yellin’ At the Christmas Tree – Billy Idol
Back Door Santa – Bon Jovi
This Christmas – Christina Aguilera
I Wanna Rock You Hard This Christmas – The Dan Band (Old School)
Father Christmas – Lit
R2 D2 We Wish You A Merry Christmas – Meco
Oi To The World – NO DOUBT
Punk Rock Christmas – The Ravers
My Christmas List – Simple Plan
Rockin’ Christmas Time – 40 Foot Ringo
Mele Kalikimaka – Bing Crosby
Merry Christmas – Marvelous 3
Christmas Vacation – Mavis Staples
Merry Christmas Everybody – Rooney
Last Christmas – George Michael
The Phil Spector Album
Merry Christmas Baby – Springsteen
Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow! – Dean Martin
Wonderful Christmastime – Paul McCartney
Christmas Wrapping – The Waitresses
Christmas in Hollis – Run DMC
and one of my all time FAVORITES: All Alone On Christmas – Darlene Love – ONE OF THE BEST!!!
Merry Christmas and post any others that are your favorites or you think I should have listed!!! This is not a complete list by any means!

Animal Associations Vol. 1: Christina Aguilera and Giraffes

No matter who you think is better in the Britney vs. Christina war, its easy to trash both of them. First, being that Britney is getting all the press for getting married we’ll put the spotlight on Christina. Today we’ll be comparing the Giraffe to Christina Aguilera. After reading, you will discover the abundant similarities between these two creatures. (Giraffe fun facts are in bold and underneath will be the Christina fun fact. )

1) A giraffe usually sleeps for only 1 – 12 minutes!: Christina was only cool for one to twelve minutes
2) The giraffe has a relative, the okapi, that has a much shorter neck. The okapi live in the forests of the Congo and are somewhat solitary animals: Christina is nothing like the okapi, she has a huge neck and loves to mate with everyone
3) Giraffes eat from different parts of a tree to ensure that the sexes do not compete for food: Christina gets eaten out by both sexes cause she a skank and obviously never competes for food because she’s packing on the weight.
4) Oxpecker birds like to help giraffes by eating bugs off their backs: Christina likes to eat pecker and while on her back
5) The giraffe is the worlds tallest animal: Christina is the world’s most annoying singer
Newborn giraffe calves begin their lives by falling 6 feet to the ground: Christina will end her career by falling completely off the charts
6) The word “giraffe” comes from the Arab word xirapha, which means “the one that walks very fast”: The name Christina comes from the Latin “X-tina” a really gay nickname that no one should ever use, especially in public. X-tina means “whore” in Japanese.
7) Adult females giraffes are called cows (Self explanatory)
8) The giraffes enemies are lions and large packs of hyenas: Christina voice is as irritating as a pack of hyenas playing a frantic game of Outburst
9) A giraffe’s mouth is covered with a horny layer of skin: Christina is horny
10) Giraffe’s saliva, which is especially thick, coats thorns making them easy to swallow: Christina saliva coats men’s junk with saliva to make it easier to swallow
There you have it, this has been Animal Associations vol.1! All we need is the freakin‘ crocodile hunter to voice it over. We look forward to many more installments. Any requests or ideas for a future volume – leave a comment!