THE SEXY ARMPIT HALLOWEEN SPECIAL 2017

Shit is crazy, yo. That’s about the best I could come up with for an opening line.

During previous Halloween seasons, I’ve been able to ramp up the lead-up to my Halloween Specials. I loved posting a production journal on here for at least one or two of them, but it wasn’t in the cards this time.¬†This year, even though free time is basically non-existent, I still magically whipped up a special, with the help of my friends of course! I ran into a bunch of speed bumps on the way.

A whole script basically went into the trash. I wrote this pretty epic script that, once it was too late, I realized would be entirely too much to film. Not so much about the length, but even the logistics, locations, and money. Although I love the script and it had absolutely everything in it, I came to terms with the fact that I just couldn’t pull it off so late in the game. I swore I would write the script early in the year that way it would give us extra time to film, storyboard, and even block everything out like actual filmmakers. Wrote it early I did. Threw it away late I did as well. To say I was pissed off at myself for wasting so much time and effort was an understatement.

If I recall correctly, it was early to mid summer when I banged out the script. To me, this was an alternate, basically a replacement that paled in comparison.¬†With work and personal stuff bubbling up all over, the frustration of having to part with something that I thought was so cool really bummed me out. Since these specials at their core are just merely a hobby, it takes every bit of dedication, focus, and every single second of personal time that I could possibly muster to get these done. Not to mention that I can barely put attention on anything other than the video while in production. You might think I’m crazy like The Cars said, but it’s my passion. I have some kind of compulsion that takes control of me, it’s almost like I don’t have a choice in the matter. Probably sounds ridiculous, but that’s probably what’s driven me to do this sort of insane stuff since I was 8 years old with my first giant Panasonic video camera. If you’ve seen The Goldbergs, it’s like that before their was a show about it.

Back to the script. I finally finished it and my enthusiasm for it started to intensify. At first, it was just a cop out, a total joke because I needed an angle fast. In the end, I wound up looking to a film and a character that I have loved for 20 years. Back when I was working at the local movie theater as a teenager is when I saw the film that this special parodies. Many of you most likely don’t care for this film, but I’ve always been all about it and I couldn’t think of a better way to pay it tribute than to infuse it into my annual horror comedy.

The actual shoot was really smooth. Again, I called upon the help of Louie Cortes from New Needle Productions for his expert cinematography. Louie being a part of this special made it so much easier on me, especially because life really isn’t being kind to me in terms of extra time for creativity. Mike Wirth and his wife Lauren, as always, are incredible to have on my team because they are really into it and are willing to put in the work which is hard to come by. Corinne as Sludgey was in top form and brought the laughs. All of these key players make this buffoonery happen and without them it would either be a giant pain in the ass and most likely not even happen at all.

Our new actress this year is the lovely actress Samantha Quintana who has starred in several independent films as well as Louie Cortes’ GOOD DAY, which is set on Halloween. When I first spoke to her about this role she mentioned that she hadn’t done much in the way of comedy so she was excited. I’m not sure how it’s possible, but she totally nailed every line and every mannerism that I was hoping for. She just waltzed in and basically came, saw, and kicked ass…then dropped the mic and went back to New York. Samantha and I were on the same page with everything and she was a dream to work with.

The editing phase posed another massive obstacle for me. My computer could barely handle much of the 4K footage. Even dumping it down didn’t help. My computer was 8 years old and it doesn’t seem that old, but to edit nearly 3 hours of footage, it almost tanked the entire computer. It was over to the Apple store to finance a Mac that I couldn’t afford just to finish this thing. I needed a new one anyway, so what better time than now? The sucky part was that it knocked me out of an entire day of editing. For some reason, it felt like the edit took forever. It’s likely that it took about the same or even less time than in the past, and it really wasn’t all that bad, it just felt like it took forever because attention span isn’t all there right now. I pushed through like a boss and made it happen though.

I’ve only watched it through fully once or twice and I can say that I enjoy it. It does feel a little weird because it’s my haphazard style of slapping this stuff together mixed with Louie’s meticulous filmmaking and camera work. It’s a cool balance although at times I am definitely not cut out for actual, by the book filmmaking. I just want to act like an idiot. And you can engrave that line into my tombstone as my final words.

Truly, I hope you enjoy this year’s special. Don’t take it serious because, it’s meant to make you laugh…and this year it may even make you sentimental. There’s a couple of sweet moments that I really like. I won’t be making that a habit, but just wanted to point it out. Oh yeah, one more thing – next year will likely be my last Halloween Special. I am not saying the characters won’t be around, just that doing this show in this capacity is getting a little out of hand in terms of time and money. If the next one is the last, I promise it will be an all out blast.

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE! I hope you have the #BESTHALLOWEENEVER!